Jonah's Beer Reviews

Beer 1

Confluence Gold Ale

This beer was easy drinking with a lot going on, inoffensive, but flavorful enough to entice anyone on the beer drinking spectrum.

7.5/10 Pretty Good
Beer 2

Mucky Duck English Beer

Mucky Duck is a British Pub in Ames IA, it's a really good place for anyone to experience good british food and drink. This beer was no different

8/10 Fire
Beer 3

Firetrucker Beer

Firetrucker Brewery is located in Ankeny IA, it's one of my favorites and their can design is incredible. Their tagline is "Beer is art" and it's easy to see why with this Brigade Ale I am drinking here.

9/10 Amazing
Beer 4

Jethros BBQ 32oz Jar

Jethros is a local Iowa BBQ joint, thet have arguably the best happy hour deals in the area, I am able to get this bad boy for only $7.50. This time I went with DSM IPA, my favorite beer from Confluence Brewing.

10/10 Da Best
Beer 6

Whiskey River Ankeny

Once in a Blue Moon I go to a regular sports bar, and by once in a blue moon I mean about once a week or so, which is about as frequently as I drink Blue Moon, pictured here.

7/10 Blue Moon
Beer 5

Hot Springs Brewing She Don't Use Jelly

A buddy of mine went on a trip to the Hot Springs area of Arkansas and picked me up this bad boy. It was delicious and I loved the branding, friends like this 10/10 beer like this? Check the score.

8.5/10 Would Drink Again
Beer 7

Goose Island Wild Herd

Buffalo Wild Wings or as I and almost every other jabroni likes to call it B dubs, has a special beer brewed by Goose Island in Chicago, IL. It's pretty solid stuff, just a regular Kolsch but the real thing that makes this beer cool is the price tag, at $4 (used to be $3) it's great to watch a game and have one or seven. Knowing that you can still afford to actually order food when you go out.

7/10 Solid, Not Life Changing
Beer 8

Voodoo Ranger IPA

Voodoo Ranger is a great beer, my problem is I forget how high of an ABV it has and always end up feeling it after 2 or 3, great beer, great flavor, and great value. One of my personal favorite non local craft beers.

9/10 Always A Great Choice.
Beer 9

Iowa State Hazy IPA

ISU Hazy IPA is a great beer and 1 of 4 officially liscened beers sporting ISU colors or signage, it's a Hazy IPA from Backpocket, which makes great beers all around. I love the can design and the monochromatic scheme.

7.5/10 Good, But Just ANOTHER Hazy.
Beer 10

Space Camper Cosmic IPA

I like reviewing the non local non small craft beers because I feel stuff like this is a great gateway into your own local beer scene as you can usually get this stuff anywhere and it is still quality stuff. The Space Camper from Boulevard in ole KC MO is no different great flavor, good finish and a nice kick to boot.

7/10 Good Choice When A Place Has It
Beer 11

Henry's Hard Soda Orange

Believe it or not there was a time when I didn't really like beer, when I wanted something to drink this is what I would go for, it's a great way to change things up, but it can also give you gut rot if you drink too many. Overall great malt beverages.

6/10 Nostalgia from college.
Beer 12

Kilkenny (Nitro)

This beer was a red ale made by Guinness according to the menu at Dublin Bay in Ames. This beer was delicious, it wasn't too heavy, it wasn't too bitter, and it didn't make me feel bogged down. My only gripe is that there wasn't much flavor with it, but it was a good sipping beer.

8/10 good stuff, defs getting it again.
Beer 13

Guinness

Guinness from an Irish Pub, nothing more to say really.

9/10 Banger.
Beer 14

Shiner Bock

Shiner Bock is a Texas beer. They say everything is bigger in Texas. Looks like a pint to me.

7/10 Solid.
Beer 14

Twisted Vine Raspberry Night Shift

Raspberry Night Shift was fantastic. Twisted Vine is one of my favorite breweries in the state. And this very well may be one of my favorite beers from said brewery. I had this at the Ames Jethros. One of the first times I've seen TVBs beers out in the wild. A welcome surprise for sure.

9/10 Incredible.
All Day IPA

All Day IPA

All Day IPA is a good beer. Not my favorite IPA ever but I am happy to see it in most gas stations and grocery stores throughout the state of Iowa. It's a solid choice that is fairly priced, and easy to drink. It's a staple to find in coolers everywhere during a summer party and I will definitely be stocking up for my next cookout.

8/10 Solid as a rock. Never disappoints
Confluence Conifer Ginelly Gin Barrel Aged Saison

Confluence Conifer Ginelly Gin Barrel Aged Saison

The Confluence Conifer Ginelly Gin Barrel Aged Saison is a mouthful to say. It was a solid beer that REALLY had that Gin taste, the beer was brewed in gin barrels after all. It was on $5 special at Mucky Duck Pub Monday night. So that's really all I have to say about it.

6/10 Good but probably a bit too high-brow for me.
Fuller Griffin ESB

Fuller Griffin ESB

Fuller Griffin ESB is a pale ale. And a bit more Extra, or Special, or Bitter if you will. It was a solid pale ale at a good price. Lower ABV so you can sip on this bad boy all day. A real Hooligans beer. IDK I've never been to the UK.

7/10 a pint at the pub.
Spotted Cow Beer

New Glarus Spotted Cow

Spotted Cow is a great beer. It's only sold in Wisconsin, which makes it somewhat of a hot commodity when you live outside that state like I do. But I got this beer for helping design a logo for a business in Wisconsin. See there's the connection. It's a great beer that lives up to it's reputation.

9/10 Moo.
Spotted Cow Beer

Modelo

It's Modelo Time.

9/10 It's Modelo Time.
Spotted Cow Beer

Holidotz

Holidotz is the Dorothy Lager from Toppling Goliath except it's brewed with fall stuff like apple spice and cinnamon, it's pretty good, it's like your girlfriend takes you to a Williams Sonoma in the fall and they got that spice stuff going, it's fall scented, it's cozy, and it makes me want to stay inside.

9/10 It's Faaaaaaaaaaaaaal.
Dew 1

Mtn Dew Game Fuel Halo Inifinite

The GOAT from 2007 is back this year, as such I felt it important to include in this website despite it not being beer. It's amazing, and tastes just as good as it did when I had it as a kid.

10/10 No notes.
Dew 2

Mtn Dew Game Fuel Diablo IV

Much like the original halo game fuel from 2007 game fuel always launches in pairs, the first one is always the citrus cherry, and the second one is usually a different flavor, back in 2007 it was Halo 3 and World of Warcraft. This time around the other flavor is Diablo IV Mystic Punch. It's a tropical punch flavor, if you like that, you'll like it, if not you wont. Works great as a mixer.

7/10 Works well as a mixer.
Dew 3

Baja Blast Laguna Lemonade

Big disclaimer this is a pineapple mango lemonade mountain dew. And I am not a pineapple or mango fan (at least artificial pineapple and mango) so this dew wasn't quite my favorite, still solid, but not for me.

5/10 If you like pineapple and mango go for it.
Dew 4

Baja Blast Point Break Punch

Tropical punch flavored stuff kicks ass and this does too. No notes really, other than it tastes like a tropical fruit punch Mountain Dew has done Baja Blast variants a few years ago, but this one is the best by far IMO.

9/10 Banger, hope they keep it around.